OY #1,789,546

If you were in my local Target at 11:40 today..Yeah that was me and my daughter.. Sorry about that.

The visit started off well. She was walking around saying "Hi, How are you?" to everyone. It was supposed to be a quick trip to the pharmacy. On the way back out she decided she wanted a snack. We were in a hurry so I said no. She goes hippy protester on me and starts wailing "Snnnnnaaaaacck" wanting to now expedite our exit I pick her up and she immediately starts yelling "HELP! HELLLLP ME! HELP" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I was grateful that I had her id on me and I was completely expecting someone to stop me.

We made it out and home, and I realized with pride. That either my daughter is just too damn smart for her own good or someday she will win an Oscar.