Thursday, January 10, 2008

Daily Funny

Uses for that tiny wooden hand back scratcher You may think it's just for scratching your back but the possibilities are endless!!

*high five with a tiny wooden hand

*grab objects from across the table with a tiny wooden hand

* caress your lovers cheek without having to move from the couch with a tiny wooden hand

*scratch your chin like an intellectual with a tiny wooden hand

*pose like The Thinker with a tiny wooden hand

*put a tiny wooden pinkie to your mouth and say "one million dollars"

*scratch the cat with a tiny wooden hand without getting fur on you

*grab someones butt with a tiny wooden hand

*drive like a low rider with a tiny wooden hand

* brush back your hair with a tiny wooden hand

*rough someone up with a tiny wooden hand

*raise the roof with a tiny wooden hand

*smack the back of someone's hand with a tiny wooden hand

*give secret tiny wooden handshakes

*pay the delivery guy with a tiny wooden hand

The List goes on and on...

Inspired by the book "why girls are weird" by Pamela Ribon Hilarious pick it up for that fun quick weekend read.

1 comments:

LunaNik said...

this is funny! i especially like the pose like the Thinker and put tiny wooden pinkie in mouth and say 'one million dollars'...bwahahaha

i'm so glad you de-lurked and left me a comment. i'm going to add you to my blogroll =)