For cryin' out loud!!

I wish you could hear the messages dear old mom leaves me.
It's important that you read the following as if you are laying on the floor completely wiped from exhaustion.


Beep:
Hhhhhhello is anyone there? HELLLLLOO. Fine I guess no one wants to talk to me. That's okay I just wanted to talk to MY BABY (not her actual baby but her granddaughter) I would tell you to call me back but I know you won't. I just wanted to make sure you were still alive. Don't worry about me HELLLLO?

For the love of god I talked to her TWO DAYS AGO!! and nine times out of ten I'm either running after stella because she has something she's not supposed to and she thinks it's hilarious when I tell her NOO! or PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW! or I'm cleaning her stinky ass. So yeah I'm going to have to miss that call.